Getting Geared Up For The Trip

I realized yesterday evening that this blog is turning into much more than I had anticipated.

You see, many of my dearest friends have made it painfully aware that I am basically a bore! Not something one ends to recognize on their own; sort of like a fish never realizing that they are always wet.

I promise this is going to get a heckuva lot more tawdry and exciting once the plane hits the ground and I begin to tear through the streets of Japan (no black Godzilla jokes!). You'll see! And to prove it I have pre-ordered a one-of-a-kind outfit from an artist in that country. It should be done just in time for my arrival:

http://www.enterthemothership.com/artists/artist_detail.asp?artistID=8