The Kameny Categories

So Ross has come up with a number of categories describing the types of young women's fashion. Okay... both Ross and I came up with these categories. And they also include a few male categories.

Camouflage Girls - generally hot & wearing one or more items of clothing with a camouflage pattern

Furries - generally hot & wearing furry clothing (see subcategories below); Ross doesn't like this style for some unknown reason

Furry Hood - Ross thinks these girls are all stuck up

Furry Boots - sometimes with a hood also, but always with furry boots with furry balls dangling from them

Barbie Hair - generally hot but heavily made up & sporting a huge, fancy hairdo with lots of hairspray

Goths - not lumped in with the Harajuku crowd, but groups of "traditional" Goths (typically women)

Corn-Roll Girls - they tend to be younger with a part of their hair in corn rolls

All Star - wearing jeans, a jacket or vest and Converse All-Stars; rather subdued look

Torn Jeans - generally hot; self explanatory

Gaijin Lurch - tall almost sickly looking gaijin, always with a Japanese girlfriend

Cutanical - girls with cute, mechanical voices found working everywhere in Japan (this is one of my terms)

And all women in Japan, Ross believes, must have a closet filled with dozens and dozens of boots with spiked heels and skirts.

We have only seen on pair of young girls wearing differently colored stockings but cannot be sure if they were advertising their "services" per the urban myth.